Okay this is just one of the most bizarre things I have ever read about.
An 8 foot tall LEGO man was fished out of the ocean in the Netherlands wit h the words "No Real Than You Are" inscribed on his blue shirt.
Nobody knows where the LEGO Man came from or what the shirt means. An 8 foot tall LEGO man in the fucking ocean.
If that's not the first sign of the apocalypse than I don't know what is.
End of Line.